A new chapter is beginning...

NEWCASTLE UNITED 2-1 LIVERPOOL WOOHOO!

newcastle was fabulously taylor-made for victory as a fantastic dribble by steven taylor (a central defender who isnt supposed to be a good dribbler, but allowed to do so due to the inferior liverpool defending) resulted in him being tripped by liverpool's left back john arne riise (who couldnt rise to the challenge) and earning a penalty in the process for NOBBY SOLANO to slot in the winner past "famed" penalty stopper jose pepe reina.

liverpool scored first with bellamy opening his accounts against his former club newcastle (he was always an asshole) after a poor defensive clearance from harper (wheres shay given whens he coming back!) before another poor clearance, this time for liverpool, allowed obafemi to tap into an empty net. while racing for the loose ball, liverpool defender daniel agger got outpaced by obafemi martins and the poor liverpool defender attempted to outmuscle oba, which is an utterly impossible task considering how bloody weak he is and reina only managed to smash his clearance into agger, allowing oba to tap into an open goal. WOOHOO!

HOWAY THE LADS and we beat liverpool 2-1! right in your face bellamy! ;p