wah very long never updated liao...
yesterday's random joke shit not counted la lol
ok lets see what happened to me in the past week:
1) I ponned training. (pt)
this is like the first time since school started lor damn
2) I sorta screwed up my physics test.
tmd im gonna die man lim is a lousy teacher (not his real name)
3) My contacts kept screwing up during training.
4) I posted lots of random stuff on yougotpenged.blogspot.com
5) yougotpenged garnered 3 thousand hits in a week.
6) Went back nyps to see teachers. all of whom recognised me.
(and mr pang was scared to see me)
7) Kena bullied by sec 1s when playing soccer...
they throw tennis ball at me when i touch the ball! WTF!
8) Got to know some people i didnt know.
9) Got bored.
10) Shit i cant think of a 10th, but this shall do.
Out,
See Tow.
Saturday, January 28, 2006
Friday, January 27, 2006
xckjh
woah i damn long never post liao...
so im just here for the sake of posting
random joke:
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
LOL ok nvm bored...
so im just here for the sake of posting
random joke:
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
LOL ok nvm bored...
Thursday, January 19, 2006
sdkjfh
hoho we owned singapore women's team just now at toa payoh
like 10-1 or something around there la although their keeper damn shen
but I KEPT CLEANSHEET! yay yay my first ever in friendly
although i kept only 1 quarter but hey, it counts too eh
and the 1 goal they scored was actually we let them score one
cos i told mr tak sang bong anthony lim that we cannot let them kosong
cos they going cwealth games tonight so he say let them in one goal la
so hanson "let them score" one goal... although zhiboobs say its unintended
but who cares la hor we still owned and i got my cleansheet
the women team damn cockster lor come damn late
match was supposed to be 6.30pm they came at 7.30pm...
so match start at 8pm lor wtf damn late and everyone was staring at us
so it was kinda uncomfortable... :S with all the sas ppl and their gfs...
haha and during pre match talk wee jin kena hit by zhizhi on the nose
hoho see la wee so naughty boy... (if you read this dont get angry)
talk so much then kena whack by zhiboobs lor hoho :D
singapore women's players are damn muscular lor esp the centre(wo)man
she-man is like wtf muscular and got hell lot of tatoos and rides motorbike
wtf but she still kena owned by tom cos she only strong no skill
hah and zhizhi totally owned her with his brand of sidemark and frontmark
he just qiang wei with her until she died lol zhiboobs is ultimate pro
and his trunks kena tore by them too lor wtf like one big hole
shang cong's trunks also kena torn like crazy wtf damn siao lor
oh and we were saying some of the women team players were quite cute leh
but those damn cute ones are the siao violent ones kick dick and pull trunks
wtf damn siao lor i dont dare play with them anymore!
haha and nicky played dirty with them too go and pull their costumes! wtf
lol and when it was their foul and the ball drift to me i raise my hands high
then not my problem cos not my ball then my defence more time to form up
then they were like damn pisesd with me duno whats their problem la haha
anyway right, we just owned them la esp zhiboobs own his/her own kind
cos zhiboobs the boobs bigger than most of them hoho
hes our official ri ambassador to the women's national team lol cos he blends
and some more supposed to not let them score leh but we nice ppl so 10-1
actually supposed to 10-0 one leh haha then BEYOND GODLIKE liao
but who cares la we know we owned them so heck
anyway, good luck to women's waterpolo team at cwealth games!
(if they own, we can say we own the champions of cwealth)
like 10-1 or something around there la although their keeper damn shen
but I KEPT CLEANSHEET! yay yay my first ever in friendly
although i kept only 1 quarter but hey, it counts too eh
and the 1 goal they scored was actually we let them score one
cos i told mr tak sang bong anthony lim that we cannot let them kosong
cos they going cwealth games tonight so he say let them in one goal la
so hanson "let them score" one goal... although zhiboobs say its unintended
but who cares la hor we still owned and i got my cleansheet
the women team damn cockster lor come damn late
match was supposed to be 6.30pm they came at 7.30pm...
so match start at 8pm lor wtf damn late and everyone was staring at us
so it was kinda uncomfortable... :S with all the sas ppl and their gfs...
haha and during pre match talk wee jin kena hit by zhizhi on the nose
hoho see la wee so naughty boy... (if you read this dont get angry)
talk so much then kena whack by zhiboobs lor hoho :D
singapore women's players are damn muscular lor esp the centre(wo)man
she-man is like wtf muscular and got hell lot of tatoos and rides motorbike
wtf but she still kena owned by tom cos she only strong no skill
hah and zhizhi totally owned her with his brand of sidemark and frontmark
he just qiang wei with her until she died lol zhiboobs is ultimate pro
and his trunks kena tore by them too lor wtf like one big hole
shang cong's trunks also kena torn like crazy wtf damn siao lor
oh and we were saying some of the women team players were quite cute leh
but those damn cute ones are the siao violent ones kick dick and pull trunks
wtf damn siao lor i dont dare play with them anymore!
haha and nicky played dirty with them too go and pull their costumes! wtf
lol and when it was their foul and the ball drift to me i raise my hands high
then not my problem cos not my ball then my defence more time to form up
then they were like damn pisesd with me duno whats their problem la haha
anyway right, we just owned them la esp zhiboobs own his/her own kind
cos zhiboobs the boobs bigger than most of them hoho
hes our official ri ambassador to the women's national team lol cos he blends
and some more supposed to not let them score leh but we nice ppl so 10-1
actually supposed to 10-0 one leh haha then BEYOND GODLIKE liao
but who cares la we know we owned them so heck
anyway, good luck to women's waterpolo team at cwealth games!
(if they own, we can say we own the champions of cwealth)
Saturday, January 14, 2006
swg
TO SERVE, TO STRIVE, AND NOT TO YIELD. rubbish i say
ok i shall blog about obs now properly la cos im free now
Day 1
After we reported to school and heard FONG (did i SAY FONG)? talk some crap and jac sim say some shit we were brought to punggol jetty to take a boat to ubin. when we reached punggol jetty, we were among the first. However, moses was found to be missing and he lagged our groups costeau and nila utama(de) until we were the last ri group lor. BUT that turned out to be A BLESSING IN DISGUISE! In the end we being the last ri watch had to share boat with rgs! how shuang is that man! yay im so horny :S
the boat ferried the girls to campsite 1 before ferrying us toi campsite 2. at that time, we didnt really notice how campsite 2 really looked like a holiday resort. but anyway, we arrived at campsite 2 and in my opinion it looked pretty decent la i thought maybe i would enjoy obs a lot after all! but this goes to show how wrong first impressions can be.
there, we had a sort of welcome briefing by this guy called effendy (andy in short, or his name seems like eff-endy, in other words, fuck andy) and it was damn sian when he introed all the instructors. my group nila utama super heng we got this coolio guy called wee how whos damn nice he rocks lor cant believe hes from acjc that noob jc but wtv la. we then had some group circle and introed all ourselves to wee how and that was it lor then we designated a lot of duties to everyone around and i was water ic which was the slackest job imo. and had photo taking too
after that we went to our storeroom to check out our stuff and the place is bloody small lor and so cramped! some more our bag is so damn smelly that its so screwed up and i think my fingernails are sharper than the jackknife lor! damn lousy! that day we were also given our food to designate for all 5 days
then, it was late afternoon liao so wee how taught us how to pitch tents. btw, the tent we use is different from the ones used by rgs residential ppl hor theirs is like chao easy lor ours take at least half an hour lor wtf lucky im quite good with knots from sailing la so easier for us. and we succesfully pitched our tents before going for dinner.
dinner was great! wee how being a nice guy taught us how to cook rice. in the end, he cooked the rice for us and oh my god it was equivalent to rice cooker quality! hes damn pro man! and opened a lot of canned foods like sardines and anchovies and luncheon meat and basically just had a feast.
After dinner we had rock wall climbing which was basically like 3m high probably and i climbed it in 3 steps. lame. damn sian but watching ding climb was fun! he basically just sprinted up the rock wall and kena scolded cos he did too fast lol. then we went to bed. i slept with tom, will and yumin! wootwoot
Day 2
I woke up in the middle of the night at 3am feeling wet. (nope i didnt have a wet dream in case you were wondering) THE TENT WAS BLOODY LEAKING! but i was very tired and yumin was awake too and we just sort of swept all the water into a corner and went back to sleep. when we woke up in the morning we found a huge puddle of water in the corner! WTF lor stupid tent! this is what is called as an auto-bath tent
we unpitched our tents and had a morning circle. during the morning circle, wee how, being a nice guy, helped us cook our milo for us to drink. then we had to pack our SMELLY bags and after doing so we went to climb this chao high rock wall like 12m high with crazy inclines and almost no footholds, only a few handholds. me being afraid of heights, i tried my best but ended up not going far :( only a little above the red line so not too bad la hor but ding reached the top in like lightning speed lor! crazy bugger
after that we had lunch and went to learn kayaking. costeau's instructor, pms lady serene giam, was teaching us how to paddle. at first, i thought she was quite a nice person. however, as i have said, first impressions are usually deceiving. we then did some capsize drills (FUN!) and kayaked to a nearby islet to sleep for the night.
when we reached the islet, we found out the true power of sandflies. they lay their eggs in you and screw you up until you feel super bloody fucking itchy and want to scratch but cannot scratch. and we had to pitch our tent in totally wet muddy and sandy conditions and in the end our tent inside was muddy with it submerged underwater. auto-bath good eh?
our dinner was damn crap la 1 packet of instant noodles each im sure lor we are almost grown men and we eat 1 packet of instant noodles for dinner after eating a piece of bread and a few biscuits for lunch lor! wtf then we went to sleep early. or rather, tried to sleep.
Day 3
after sleeping for an hour or so, i woke up at like 1am and couldnt sleep again. i decided to go out to where a few guys were doing their sentry duty at the campfire and talk cock. wah we talk from like 1am all the way to 7am lor but at around 2am like that people started waking up and coming to talk cock also :D and it was damn fun! and i told my self-invented ah-mud (ahmad) joke.
after packing stuffing our tents into the tent bags and in their muddy state, we had our sea ex. we had to repack all our bags cos they said nothing was supposed to be hanging loose from our bags and we had to bloody stuff everything in lor. then we kayaked around this gay big island that wasnt ubin and wasted 2 hours then we kayaked to the other side of ubin. it took us a grand total of 7 hours! wtf and i didnt go pee the whole time so when i went on land i couldnt move my legs for 5 mins lol. we didnt even stop for lunch. wtf and the instructors kept coming to scold us the noobs they wasted a lot of our time and the laggers behind the fleet damn slow kept lagging our whole fleet. me and lee he kept drifting to the back then chionging to the front and again and again damn fun.
after sea ex serene giam pmsed again and scolded everyone and kept taking swipes at ri what premier institution what produce alot of prime ministers wtf stupid bitch go eat my shit la bitch
we then hiked 1 hour to lo and behold, camp 1! where rgs were staying! OMG YAY! and wtf the cafetaria provided dinner so we didnt have to cook! YAY and saw a lot of familiar faces, even chin hwee! (although i ran off after seeing her)
luckily, it was raining after dinner and we didnt have to pitch tents. so, we just slept in the multi purpose hall the whole night on the ground which was a very positive change from auto bath tents and very enjoyable (i cant believe im saying this). it turned out to be very cold in the middle of the night.
Day 4
we were chased out of the multi purpose hall at 6am and then rgs had their morning pt there. their pt is bloody slack lor it was 8 pushups on their knees, 8 "crunches" where they just moved the shoulders, and 8 tiptoes! wtf! then we left to pack our bags, and then for breakfast.
breakfast was also provided by the cafetaria. wtf! this is seriously like a holiday resort lor damn gay bastards. during breakfast we sang MYPH (melissa yoong peng hui) in the tune of YMCA with all the hand actions too! damn funny and melissa yoong was there. after breakfast we sat down for our morning circle and talked a lot of cock throughout. after that rgs girls left for the sea ex i think and we were all so sad :( no more scenery! walao! sian lor then we went to build a raft out of huge containers, fibreglass rods, and rope. luckily, i still remembered a lot of my sailing knots so i was able to tie the knots very secure. and both ours and costeau's rafts looked like it could float well but there was a cat 1 thunderstorm so couldnt lor
then we went for lunch. we and costeau and cook and columbus were the only watches left in camp 1 and we ate lunch there with other ang mohs on 1 day courses. zzz so boring. UNTIL, peng jacked himself in front of all the ang mohs when he tried to emulate ajay sliding across the slippery oily floor.
ajay: "hah sucker i push you down ah"
and peng fell by himself. right on his ass. wtf damn funny. sorry peng :D
even the angmohs were laughing like crazy lor i laughed until i had a stomachache! and we had to clean the plates until damn clean lor those china prc cooks were damn bastard make us clean for so long...
after that we had some lame games that were supposed to "teach us a lot of lessons" or wtv la but there were quite lame la. then we went to pack our bags some more and went to do some climbing. we climbed the snakes and ladders thing in the middle of the multi purpose hall and me being afraid of heights, was afraid to climb it. and slau fell off it in the middle! HAH FAILURE NOOB JACKED. anyway in the end i climbed it and i was damn tired halfway through then slau was trash talking me the way in like fear factor then kept saying what alan shearer what newcastle shit so i climbed damn fast to the top and came down smiling at him and from then on till now still suaning him about how he fell off :D and polo owned softball cos 100% of all poloers in our class 3P climbed to the top but softballers didnt. haha
after that we made our way back to camp 1 through the forest cos the rain died down a bit. we reached there in like 20 minutes lor damn fast i duno why they wanted us to kayak for 7 hours lor wtf! and we went back and started unpacking our bags to put our stuff back into the store. then, reality struck. we were missing a hell lot of water bottles and mass tins and whatthefuck.
but of course, me and ben tay had other plans. we went around koping everything we could find and bringing it back to the store. ben tay is seriously damn pro he even koped stuff through the window lor i only helped him la and in the end our stuff were all almost replenished! :D
then at dinner while we were cooking wee how announced the great news to us. WE DIDNT HAVE TO PITCH TENTS! YAY and we slept on the stage of the hall where it was wooden floor. wah super shiok leh the wooden floor is damn soft! (ok sounds a little wrong but who cares) and i slept for the whole night! shiok man!
Day 5
that day was spent just replenishing our store and washing all the tents and groundsheets and flysheets that we used. and basically just cleaning everything la. but wee how the super nice guy again didnt make us scrub the tents like other watches had to we just rinsed them! damn nice lor he i love him man then he scammed us when he said we were doing jetty jump. he brought us to the jetty and made us jump ON the jetty to cleanse our wrongdoings or some crap la. scammer.
we continued koping everything until we realised that we had more than enough liao and started giving away stuff lol esp mass tins! damn fun man when people thank you like crazy when you give them a mass tin or something :D haha
then we had a long watch debrief by wee how before we headed for the kayak shelter for a mass debrief by eff-endy. eff-endy is a bastard k he scolded lee he for like no fucking reason lor fucker. my kayaking partner leh how dare he that sonofabitch dickhead. and he made me carry some damn heavy stones for him along with nick yun and gabriel ng :D must be he pick nick yun and gaby ng liao then he see need a manlier person so he pick me right HAHAHA
i bought a shoebag from the souvenir shop and nick yun thinks the girls selling the souvenirs are damn chio. this i agree to a certain extent! haha anyway nick yun was pointing middle finger at me from the jetty cos i was the last guy to get on the boat the "chio bus" got on and some more i was sitting beside them! haha lol damn funny
we were ferried back in the boat to punggol jetty and subsequently the bus brought us back to school. what a non-climax ending to our obs journey. sian. so wanting more fun i went for training rather than going home and found out that i become damn lousy liao need to train more again! walao
and some more i went for tuition after training im damn pro right and i slept at 12am lor! slau told me he slept for 17 hours that noob aiya he cant make it la thats why he couldnt climb the snake and ladder thingy. n00b.
anyway i really enjoyed obs and i feel that it has really been a meaningful experience for everyone in our watch. we really bonded very well together and went through a common experience together and had to live through peng's entertaining yet severely off tune singing of the pokemon song lol and i think this camp is really great although it sort of tortures you a little bit. i just dont like serene cos shes a bitch i bet shes some mgs who went acjc thats why she hates ri. bitch. ri is the best man
ok i shall blog about obs now properly la cos im free now
Day 1
After we reported to school and heard FONG (did i SAY FONG)? talk some crap and jac sim say some shit we were brought to punggol jetty to take a boat to ubin. when we reached punggol jetty, we were among the first. However, moses was found to be missing and he lagged our groups costeau and nila utama(de) until we were the last ri group lor. BUT that turned out to be A BLESSING IN DISGUISE! In the end we being the last ri watch had to share boat with rgs! how shuang is that man! yay im so horny :S
the boat ferried the girls to campsite 1 before ferrying us toi campsite 2. at that time, we didnt really notice how campsite 2 really looked like a holiday resort. but anyway, we arrived at campsite 2 and in my opinion it looked pretty decent la i thought maybe i would enjoy obs a lot after all! but this goes to show how wrong first impressions can be.
there, we had a sort of welcome briefing by this guy called effendy (andy in short, or his name seems like eff-endy, in other words, fuck andy) and it was damn sian when he introed all the instructors. my group nila utama super heng we got this coolio guy called wee how whos damn nice he rocks lor cant believe hes from acjc that noob jc but wtv la. we then had some group circle and introed all ourselves to wee how and that was it lor then we designated a lot of duties to everyone around and i was water ic which was the slackest job imo. and had photo taking too
after that we went to our storeroom to check out our stuff and the place is bloody small lor and so cramped! some more our bag is so damn smelly that its so screwed up and i think my fingernails are sharper than the jackknife lor! damn lousy! that day we were also given our food to designate for all 5 days
then, it was late afternoon liao so wee how taught us how to pitch tents. btw, the tent we use is different from the ones used by rgs residential ppl hor theirs is like chao easy lor ours take at least half an hour lor wtf lucky im quite good with knots from sailing la so easier for us. and we succesfully pitched our tents before going for dinner.
dinner was great! wee how being a nice guy taught us how to cook rice. in the end, he cooked the rice for us and oh my god it was equivalent to rice cooker quality! hes damn pro man! and opened a lot of canned foods like sardines and anchovies and luncheon meat and basically just had a feast.
After dinner we had rock wall climbing which was basically like 3m high probably and i climbed it in 3 steps. lame. damn sian but watching ding climb was fun! he basically just sprinted up the rock wall and kena scolded cos he did too fast lol. then we went to bed. i slept with tom, will and yumin! wootwoot
Day 2
I woke up in the middle of the night at 3am feeling wet. (nope i didnt have a wet dream in case you were wondering) THE TENT WAS BLOODY LEAKING! but i was very tired and yumin was awake too and we just sort of swept all the water into a corner and went back to sleep. when we woke up in the morning we found a huge puddle of water in the corner! WTF lor stupid tent! this is what is called as an auto-bath tent
we unpitched our tents and had a morning circle. during the morning circle, wee how, being a nice guy, helped us cook our milo for us to drink. then we had to pack our SMELLY bags and after doing so we went to climb this chao high rock wall like 12m high with crazy inclines and almost no footholds, only a few handholds. me being afraid of heights, i tried my best but ended up not going far :( only a little above the red line so not too bad la hor but ding reached the top in like lightning speed lor! crazy bugger
after that we had lunch and went to learn kayaking. costeau's instructor, pms lady serene giam, was teaching us how to paddle. at first, i thought she was quite a nice person. however, as i have said, first impressions are usually deceiving. we then did some capsize drills (FUN!) and kayaked to a nearby islet to sleep for the night.
when we reached the islet, we found out the true power of sandflies. they lay their eggs in you and screw you up until you feel super bloody fucking itchy and want to scratch but cannot scratch. and we had to pitch our tent in totally wet muddy and sandy conditions and in the end our tent inside was muddy with it submerged underwater. auto-bath good eh?
our dinner was damn crap la 1 packet of instant noodles each im sure lor we are almost grown men and we eat 1 packet of instant noodles for dinner after eating a piece of bread and a few biscuits for lunch lor! wtf then we went to sleep early. or rather, tried to sleep.
Day 3
after sleeping for an hour or so, i woke up at like 1am and couldnt sleep again. i decided to go out to where a few guys were doing their sentry duty at the campfire and talk cock. wah we talk from like 1am all the way to 7am lor but at around 2am like that people started waking up and coming to talk cock also :D and it was damn fun! and i told my self-invented ah-mud (ahmad) joke.
after packing stuffing our tents into the tent bags and in their muddy state, we had our sea ex. we had to repack all our bags cos they said nothing was supposed to be hanging loose from our bags and we had to bloody stuff everything in lor. then we kayaked around this gay big island that wasnt ubin and wasted 2 hours then we kayaked to the other side of ubin. it took us a grand total of 7 hours! wtf and i didnt go pee the whole time so when i went on land i couldnt move my legs for 5 mins lol. we didnt even stop for lunch. wtf and the instructors kept coming to scold us the noobs they wasted a lot of our time and the laggers behind the fleet damn slow kept lagging our whole fleet. me and lee he kept drifting to the back then chionging to the front and again and again damn fun.
after sea ex serene giam pmsed again and scolded everyone and kept taking swipes at ri what premier institution what produce alot of prime ministers wtf stupid bitch go eat my shit la bitch
we then hiked 1 hour to lo and behold, camp 1! where rgs were staying! OMG YAY! and wtf the cafetaria provided dinner so we didnt have to cook! YAY and saw a lot of familiar faces, even chin hwee! (although i ran off after seeing her)
luckily, it was raining after dinner and we didnt have to pitch tents. so, we just slept in the multi purpose hall the whole night on the ground which was a very positive change from auto bath tents and very enjoyable (i cant believe im saying this). it turned out to be very cold in the middle of the night.
Day 4
we were chased out of the multi purpose hall at 6am and then rgs had their morning pt there. their pt is bloody slack lor it was 8 pushups on their knees, 8 "crunches" where they just moved the shoulders, and 8 tiptoes! wtf! then we left to pack our bags, and then for breakfast.
breakfast was also provided by the cafetaria. wtf! this is seriously like a holiday resort lor damn gay bastards. during breakfast we sang MYPH (melissa yoong peng hui) in the tune of YMCA with all the hand actions too! damn funny and melissa yoong was there. after breakfast we sat down for our morning circle and talked a lot of cock throughout. after that rgs girls left for the sea ex i think and we were all so sad :( no more scenery! walao! sian lor then we went to build a raft out of huge containers, fibreglass rods, and rope. luckily, i still remembered a lot of my sailing knots so i was able to tie the knots very secure. and both ours and costeau's rafts looked like it could float well but there was a cat 1 thunderstorm so couldnt lor
then we went for lunch. we and costeau and cook and columbus were the only watches left in camp 1 and we ate lunch there with other ang mohs on 1 day courses. zzz so boring. UNTIL, peng jacked himself in front of all the ang mohs when he tried to emulate ajay sliding across the slippery oily floor.
ajay: "hah sucker i push you down ah"
and peng fell by himself. right on his ass. wtf damn funny. sorry peng :D
even the angmohs were laughing like crazy lor i laughed until i had a stomachache! and we had to clean the plates until damn clean lor those china prc cooks were damn bastard make us clean for so long...
after that we had some lame games that were supposed to "teach us a lot of lessons" or wtv la but there were quite lame la. then we went to pack our bags some more and went to do some climbing. we climbed the snakes and ladders thing in the middle of the multi purpose hall and me being afraid of heights, was afraid to climb it. and slau fell off it in the middle! HAH FAILURE NOOB JACKED. anyway in the end i climbed it and i was damn tired halfway through then slau was trash talking me the way in like fear factor then kept saying what alan shearer what newcastle shit so i climbed damn fast to the top and came down smiling at him and from then on till now still suaning him about how he fell off :D and polo owned softball cos 100% of all poloers in our class 3P climbed to the top but softballers didnt. haha
after that we made our way back to camp 1 through the forest cos the rain died down a bit. we reached there in like 20 minutes lor damn fast i duno why they wanted us to kayak for 7 hours lor wtf! and we went back and started unpacking our bags to put our stuff back into the store. then, reality struck. we were missing a hell lot of water bottles and mass tins and whatthefuck.
but of course, me and ben tay had other plans. we went around koping everything we could find and bringing it back to the store. ben tay is seriously damn pro he even koped stuff through the window lor i only helped him la and in the end our stuff were all almost replenished! :D
then at dinner while we were cooking wee how announced the great news to us. WE DIDNT HAVE TO PITCH TENTS! YAY and we slept on the stage of the hall where it was wooden floor. wah super shiok leh the wooden floor is damn soft! (ok sounds a little wrong but who cares) and i slept for the whole night! shiok man!
Day 5
that day was spent just replenishing our store and washing all the tents and groundsheets and flysheets that we used. and basically just cleaning everything la. but wee how the super nice guy again didnt make us scrub the tents like other watches had to we just rinsed them! damn nice lor he i love him man then he scammed us when he said we were doing jetty jump. he brought us to the jetty and made us jump ON the jetty to cleanse our wrongdoings or some crap la. scammer.
we continued koping everything until we realised that we had more than enough liao and started giving away stuff lol esp mass tins! damn fun man when people thank you like crazy when you give them a mass tin or something :D haha
then we had a long watch debrief by wee how before we headed for the kayak shelter for a mass debrief by eff-endy. eff-endy is a bastard k he scolded lee he for like no fucking reason lor fucker. my kayaking partner leh how dare he that sonofabitch dickhead. and he made me carry some damn heavy stones for him along with nick yun and gabriel ng :D must be he pick nick yun and gaby ng liao then he see need a manlier person so he pick me right HAHAHA
i bought a shoebag from the souvenir shop and nick yun thinks the girls selling the souvenirs are damn chio. this i agree to a certain extent! haha anyway nick yun was pointing middle finger at me from the jetty cos i was the last guy to get on the boat the "chio bus" got on and some more i was sitting beside them! haha lol damn funny
we were ferried back in the boat to punggol jetty and subsequently the bus brought us back to school. what a non-climax ending to our obs journey. sian. so wanting more fun i went for training rather than going home and found out that i become damn lousy liao need to train more again! walao
and some more i went for tuition after training im damn pro right and i slept at 12am lor! slau told me he slept for 17 hours that noob aiya he cant make it la thats why he couldnt climb the snake and ladder thingy. n00b.
anyway i really enjoyed obs and i feel that it has really been a meaningful experience for everyone in our watch. we really bonded very well together and went through a common experience together and had to live through peng's entertaining yet severely off tune singing of the pokemon song lol and i think this camp is really great although it sort of tortures you a little bit. i just dont like serene cos shes a bitch i bet shes some mgs who went acjc thats why she hates ri. bitch. ri is the best man
gkjh
BACK FROM OBS! YAY!
haha k im daaaaamn shagged now after obs i went training and tuition wtf
im damn hardcore anyway i think ill blog again tomorrow
cos tomorrow morning i going out with polo guys to settle arena trunks package
so blog tomorrow! anyway obs is suffer and kena tortured but damn fun anyway
haha k im daaaaamn shagged now after obs i went training and tuition wtf
im damn hardcore anyway i think ill blog again tomorrow
cos tomorrow morning i going out with polo guys to settle arena trunks package
so blog tomorrow! anyway obs is suffer and kena tortured but damn fun anyway
Sunday, January 08, 2006
dg
PACK PACK PACK PACK PACK PACK!
yay obs is here! tomorrow is obs! obs is tomorrow! yay omg
i almost pack everything finish liao la except um my toothbrush
and im ready to go! im just worried ill be too excited to sleep tonight > : (((
wah today rain like shit like that lor dunno tomorrow how
i hope today rain until no more clouds liao so next five days no more rain
then can enjoy obs! obs without all the mud and slush and floods lol
and im going kayaking with reuben liang yay softball - waterpolo power
we gonna pwnage baby and own all the other people yay!
but we're both quite heavy so dunno how itll turn out la lol
and i packed like 3 long sleeves shirts to obs lor lending 1 to reuben
but official school obs t-shirt is damn damn siao its black lor absorb heat la
haha anyway jac sim said i did a good job in obs comm omg pro right
i mean like... me leh! maybe i have chance to become psl next year!
haha and im mobile so that means i dont get dorms and bunks to sleep
wth have to pitch tent on rocky ground thats like wtf how to sleep lor
but at least theres fun stuff like kayaking and of course CAPSIZING
anyway i gotta go liao i need to go bathe and detox my stomach
which in other words mean shit out all the um shit in my stomach
and hopefully no rain tomorrow... see you guys! ill be away some time
so although i know u all will miss me... just try not to suicide in desperation
cos ill be back on friday... bye! OBScenity is gonna start tomorrow!
u know that kind of slimming companies the before and after photos?
this photo is of me before obs... wonder what will happen after??? lol
ill post it after obs! n00bs see you!
yay obs is here! tomorrow is obs! obs is tomorrow! yay omg
i almost pack everything finish liao la except um my toothbrush
and im ready to go! im just worried ill be too excited to sleep tonight > : (((
wah today rain like shit like that lor dunno tomorrow how
i hope today rain until no more clouds liao so next five days no more rain
then can enjoy obs! obs without all the mud and slush and floods lol
and im going kayaking with reuben liang yay softball - waterpolo power
we gonna pwnage baby and own all the other people yay!
but we're both quite heavy so dunno how itll turn out la lol
and i packed like 3 long sleeves shirts to obs lor lending 1 to reuben
but official school obs t-shirt is damn damn siao its black lor absorb heat la
haha anyway jac sim said i did a good job in obs comm omg pro right
i mean like... me leh! maybe i have chance to become psl next year!
haha and im mobile so that means i dont get dorms and bunks to sleep
wth have to pitch tent on rocky ground thats like wtf how to sleep lor
but at least theres fun stuff like kayaking and of course CAPSIZING
anyway i gotta go liao i need to go bathe and detox my stomach
which in other words mean shit out all the um shit in my stomach
and hopefully no rain tomorrow... see you guys! ill be away some time
so although i know u all will miss me... just try not to suicide in desperation
cos ill be back on friday... bye! OBScenity is gonna start tomorrow!
u know that kind of slimming companies the before and after photos?this photo is of me before obs... wonder what will happen after??? lol
ill post it after obs! n00bs see you!
Thursday, January 05, 2006
asdg
today was just daaamn maaaaan!
again, for the second time in as many days, i was just on time. lol
and i live within walking distance of the school -.- WTF
hoho but today i wore BLOODY HIGH SOCKS k madeline maas make me wear
walao cant she be like last years teachers just smile smile and heck care!?!?!
siannnnn anyway she going on 4 month course so byebye good riddance lol
wah and i must say my FT and higher chinese teacher fong say fong is own
she spent the second chinese lesson talking cock again! thats good...
but it got damn sian after some time -__________-
then she just cant stop talking leh and 2 lessons in the new year,
we havent started on any topic yet! thats like wtf lor she boliao or something
but i dont think i should complain la im kinda enjoying it too lor :D
oh and i forgot to bring my pe today! walao siannnn
recess was spent eating :( if i bring pe i wont eat, wont grow fat, save money
so i should play soccer more shouldn't i? feasible option la hor
haha but lunchtime i was so bloody bored i decided to go home to get pe kit
then i saw kee yao at the bus stop and he lent me his pants
and thomas heng lent me his shirt, so i had a full pe kit! woots!
but the pants were so small i couldn't walk properly so i played like damn shit
then after that i went youth training and saw benedict from sas at the bus stop
but at youth training was daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn siao
jiao lian killed my legs man, especially my thighs wtf
make us tread water damn high then throw the ball damn high at me
then bloody hell expect me to pluck. wtf he think i superman or whatthefuck
haha but like less than 10 ppl came today, and 3 of us were keepers lol
jiao lian hardcore training me now la dunno why must be he think im pro right
shit now i think my leg muscles are like 5 times of its original size -_____-
oh and school field now they put some damn cool real size soccer goalposts
omg they're damn cool and damn easy to score lor! i scored from like damn far
and some more it went bottom corner and owned the keeper! woots i love them
and i love my class too we are daamn random
in the middle of class start singing pokemon/superman/justice league songs
lol so fun right such a random class :D and some more we jack all the teachers
especially fong say fong cos she's a little old school then like dont get our jokes haha
me, slau, chee and merrill always talk alot of cock in class and kena scolded
woots my class is damn fun! yay! and my maths teacher owns jaschong
3P'05! woots! surely interclass champs liao
again, for the second time in as many days, i was just on time. lol
and i live within walking distance of the school -.- WTF
hoho but today i wore BLOODY HIGH SOCKS k madeline maas make me wear
walao cant she be like last years teachers just smile smile and heck care!?!?!
siannnnn anyway she going on 4 month course so byebye good riddance lol
wah and i must say my FT and higher chinese teacher fong say fong is own
she spent the second chinese lesson talking cock again! thats good...
but it got damn sian after some time -__________-
then she just cant stop talking leh and 2 lessons in the new year,
we havent started on any topic yet! thats like wtf lor she boliao or something
but i dont think i should complain la im kinda enjoying it too lor :D
oh and i forgot to bring my pe today! walao siannnn
recess was spent eating :( if i bring pe i wont eat, wont grow fat, save money
so i should play soccer more shouldn't i? feasible option la hor
haha but lunchtime i was so bloody bored i decided to go home to get pe kit
then i saw kee yao at the bus stop and he lent me his pants
and thomas heng lent me his shirt, so i had a full pe kit! woots!
but the pants were so small i couldn't walk properly so i played like damn shit
then after that i went youth training and saw benedict from sas at the bus stop
but at youth training was daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn siao
jiao lian killed my legs man, especially my thighs wtf
make us tread water damn high then throw the ball damn high at me
then bloody hell expect me to pluck. wtf he think i superman or whatthefuck
haha but like less than 10 ppl came today, and 3 of us were keepers lol
jiao lian hardcore training me now la dunno why must be he think im pro right
shit now i think my leg muscles are like 5 times of its original size -_____-
oh and school field now they put some damn cool real size soccer goalposts
omg they're damn cool and damn easy to score lor! i scored from like damn far
and some more it went bottom corner and owned the keeper! woots i love them
and i love my class too we are daamn random
in the middle of class start singing pokemon/superman/justice league songs
lol so fun right such a random class :D and some more we jack all the teachers
especially fong say fong cos she's a little old school then like dont get our jokes haha
me, slau, chee and merrill always talk alot of cock in class and kena scolded
woots my class is damn fun! yay! and my maths teacher owns jaschong
3P'05! woots! surely interclass champs liao
Sunday, January 01, 2006
gkdjshkjh
its the new year! woots!
now for my resolutions for the new year.
1. to get a 4.0 gpa. (not possible la but it doesnt harm to write crap)
2. to make the waterpolo b div team
3. to make the sailing b div team
4. to beat daniel at something (hoho last year i beat him at oral comm)
5. to win interclass
6. to beat acsi
7. to make my chia in neopets grow to level 30
8. to make my runescape character grow to lvl 70
9. to watch newcastle win something
10. to know more people (hoho *wink*)
ok thats it for my new year resolutions!
now for my resolutions for the new year.
1. to get a 4.0 gpa. (not possible la but it doesnt harm to write crap)
2. to make the waterpolo b div team
3. to make the sailing b div team
4. to beat daniel at something (hoho last year i beat him at oral comm)
5. to win interclass
6. to beat acsi
7. to make my chia in neopets grow to level 30
8. to make my runescape character grow to lvl 70
9. to watch newcastle win something
10. to know more people (hoho *wink*)
ok thats it for my new year resolutions!
dgkjh
2L'05, the legend has now finally reached its end.but, it will forever live within us who have experienced all these together.
(except maybe the fagut gan yuneng)
so anyway happy new year, and look forward to 3P'06
and just now i went to watch countdown!
and this fat stealth mode bastard just stood in front of me
lol i get pissed and beh song him and he beh song me
and in the end he siamed. pro right! hoho
and this is what readon wrote about me on his blog:
15 - SEETOW SHIUN YANG
HELLO SAMEY HAHAHA (: i will miss you so much when we gang up to tease yanzhi and also make damn lame jokes. eh seetow might be playful but he is damn sentimental okay (: he is not that playful like as if life is play only cause he is quite hardworking too (: eh really he does his work well and by well i mean really well. he is responsible too cause he is damn enthu abt polo (: and he also does his work and never like pushes the blame. in short, seetow rocks my life (: and also he is tall dark and HANSDOME SO SEETOW U FUFILL 3 main crieteria haha go chase girls already yay x) HAHAHAHAHA WHO AH SEETOW *WINK* i will miss seetow in my class cause he is just so funny okay. he is really a loyal friend and also chao ji helpful (: he also acts well as BASSANIO (: haha seetow u read this u damn ego liaoz hahaha. ohwell its sad to see you go you know seetow samey cause really, on the surface u are fun but deep down you are really mature and i think that you are really ready to help us if we face problems in our lives yep. seetow rocks man haha and those who think he is an asshole [which i think there are none] are assholes themselves, especially the person who stole his phone
hoho im damn pro right thank you thank you
and i agree the guy who stole my phone is an asshole
woots
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