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TO SERVE, TO STRIVE, AND NOT TO YIELD. rubbish i say
ok i shall blog about obs now properly la cos im free now

Day 1

After we reported to school and heard FONG (did i SAY FONG)? talk some crap and jac sim say some shit we were brought to punggol jetty to take a boat to ubin. when we reached punggol jetty, we were among the first. However, moses was found to be missing and he lagged our groups costeau and nila utama(de) until we were the last ri group lor. BUT that turned out to be A BLESSING IN DISGUISE! In the end we being the last ri watch had to share boat with rgs! how shuang is that man! yay im so horny :S

the boat ferried the girls to campsite 1 before ferrying us toi campsite 2. at that time, we didnt really notice how campsite 2 really looked like a holiday resort. but anyway, we arrived at campsite 2 and in my opinion it looked pretty decent la i thought maybe i would enjoy obs a lot after all! but this goes to show how wrong first impressions can be.

there, we had a sort of welcome briefing by this guy called effendy (andy in short, or his name seems like eff-endy, in other words, fuck andy) and it was damn sian when he introed all the instructors. my group nila utama super heng we got this coolio guy called wee how whos damn nice he rocks lor cant believe hes from acjc that noob jc but wtv la. we then had some group circle and introed all ourselves to wee how and that was it lor then we designated a lot of duties to everyone around and i was water ic which was the slackest job imo. and had photo taking too

after that we went to our storeroom to check out our stuff and the place is bloody small lor and so cramped! some more our bag is so damn smelly that its so screwed up and i think my fingernails are sharper than the jackknife lor! damn lousy! that day we were also given our food to designate for all 5 days

then, it was late afternoon liao so wee how taught us how to pitch tents. btw, the tent we use is different from the ones used by rgs residential ppl hor theirs is like chao easy lor ours take at least half an hour lor wtf lucky im quite good with knots from sailing la so easier for us. and we succesfully pitched our tents before going for dinner.

dinner was great! wee how being a nice guy taught us how to cook rice. in the end, he cooked the rice for us and oh my god it was equivalent to rice cooker quality! hes damn pro man! and opened a lot of canned foods like sardines and anchovies and luncheon meat and basically just had a feast.

After dinner we had rock wall climbing which was basically like 3m high probably and i climbed it in 3 steps. lame. damn sian but watching ding climb was fun! he basically just sprinted up the rock wall and kena scolded cos he did too fast lol. then we went to bed. i slept with tom, will and yumin! wootwoot


Day 2

I woke up in the middle of the night at 3am feeling wet. (nope i didnt have a wet dream in case you were wondering) THE TENT WAS BLOODY LEAKING! but i was very tired and yumin was awake too and we just sort of swept all the water into a corner and went back to sleep. when we woke up in the morning we found a huge puddle of water in the corner! WTF lor stupid tent! this is what is called as an auto-bath tent

we unpitched our tents and had a morning circle. during the morning circle, wee how, being a nice guy, helped us cook our milo for us to drink. then we had to pack our SMELLY bags and after doing so we went to climb this chao high rock wall like 12m high with crazy inclines and almost no footholds, only a few handholds. me being afraid of heights, i tried my best but ended up not going far :( only a little above the red line so not too bad la hor but ding reached the top in like lightning speed lor! crazy bugger

after that we had lunch and went to learn kayaking. costeau's instructor, pms lady serene giam, was teaching us how to paddle. at first, i thought she was quite a nice person. however, as i have said, first impressions are usually deceiving. we then did some capsize drills (FUN!) and kayaked to a nearby islet to sleep for the night.

when we reached the islet, we found out the true power of sandflies. they lay their eggs in you and screw you up until you feel super bloody fucking itchy and want to scratch but cannot scratch. and we had to pitch our tent in totally wet muddy and sandy conditions and in the end our tent inside was muddy with it submerged underwater. auto-bath good eh?

our dinner was damn crap la 1 packet of instant noodles each im sure lor we are almost grown men and we eat 1 packet of instant noodles for dinner after eating a piece of bread and a few biscuits for lunch lor! wtf then we went to sleep early. or rather, tried to sleep.

Day 3

after sleeping for an hour or so, i woke up at like 1am and couldnt sleep again. i decided to go out to where a few guys were doing their sentry duty at the campfire and talk cock. wah we talk from like 1am all the way to 7am lor but at around 2am like that people started waking up and coming to talk cock also :D and it was damn fun! and i told my self-invented ah-mud (ahmad) joke.

after packing stuffing our tents into the tent bags and in their muddy state, we had our sea ex. we had to repack all our bags cos they said nothing was supposed to be hanging loose from our bags and we had to bloody stuff everything in lor. then we kayaked around this gay big island that wasnt ubin and wasted 2 hours then we kayaked to the other side of ubin. it took us a grand total of 7 hours! wtf and i didnt go pee the whole time so when i went on land i couldnt move my legs for 5 mins lol. we didnt even stop for lunch. wtf and the instructors kept coming to scold us the noobs they wasted a lot of our time and the laggers behind the fleet damn slow kept lagging our whole fleet. me and lee he kept drifting to the back then chionging to the front and again and again damn fun.

after sea ex serene giam pmsed again and scolded everyone and kept taking swipes at ri what premier institution what produce alot of prime ministers wtf stupid bitch go eat my shit la bitch

we then hiked 1 hour to lo and behold, camp 1! where rgs were staying! OMG YAY! and wtf the cafetaria provided dinner so we didnt have to cook! YAY and saw a lot of familiar faces, even chin hwee! (although i ran off after seeing her)

luckily, it was raining after dinner and we didnt have to pitch tents. so, we just slept in the multi purpose hall the whole night on the ground which was a very positive change from auto bath tents and very enjoyable (i cant believe im saying this). it turned out to be very cold in the middle of the night.


Day 4

we were chased out of the multi purpose hall at 6am and then rgs had their morning pt there. their pt is bloody slack lor it was 8 pushups on their knees, 8 "crunches" where they just moved the shoulders, and 8 tiptoes! wtf! then we left to pack our bags, and then for breakfast.

breakfast was also provided by the cafetaria. wtf! this is seriously like a holiday resort lor damn gay bastards. during breakfast we sang MYPH (melissa yoong peng hui) in the tune of YMCA with all the hand actions too! damn funny and melissa yoong was there. after breakfast we sat down for our morning circle and talked a lot of cock throughout. after that rgs girls left for the sea ex i think and we were all so sad :( no more scenery! walao! sian lor then we went to build a raft out of huge containers, fibreglass rods, and rope. luckily, i still remembered a lot of my sailing knots so i was able to tie the knots very secure. and both ours and costeau's rafts looked like it could float well but there was a cat 1 thunderstorm so couldnt lor

then we went for lunch. we and costeau and cook and columbus were the only watches left in camp 1 and we ate lunch there with other ang mohs on 1 day courses. zzz so boring. UNTIL, peng jacked himself in front of all the ang mohs when he tried to emulate ajay sliding across the slippery oily floor.
ajay: "hah sucker i push you down ah"
and peng fell by himself. right on his ass. wtf damn funny. sorry peng :D
even the angmohs were laughing like crazy lor i laughed until i had a stomachache! and we had to clean the plates until damn clean lor those china prc cooks were damn bastard make us clean for so long...

after that we had some lame games that were supposed to "teach us a lot of lessons" or wtv la but there were quite lame la. then we went to pack our bags some more and went to do some climbing. we climbed the snakes and ladders thing in the middle of the multi purpose hall and me being afraid of heights, was afraid to climb it. and slau fell off it in the middle! HAH FAILURE NOOB JACKED. anyway in the end i climbed it and i was damn tired halfway through then slau was trash talking me the way in like fear factor then kept saying what alan shearer what newcastle shit so i climbed damn fast to the top and came down smiling at him and from then on till now still suaning him about how he fell off :D and polo owned softball cos 100% of all poloers in our class 3P climbed to the top but softballers didnt. haha

after that we made our way back to camp 1 through the forest cos the rain died down a bit. we reached there in like 20 minutes lor damn fast i duno why they wanted us to kayak for 7 hours lor wtf! and we went back and started unpacking our bags to put our stuff back into the store. then, reality struck. we were missing a hell lot of water bottles and mass tins and whatthefuck.

but of course, me and ben tay had other plans. we went around koping everything we could find and bringing it back to the store. ben tay is seriously damn pro he even koped stuff through the window lor i only helped him la and in the end our stuff were all almost replenished! :D

then at dinner while we were cooking wee how announced the great news to us. WE DIDNT HAVE TO PITCH TENTS! YAY and we slept on the stage of the hall where it was wooden floor. wah super shiok leh the wooden floor is damn soft! (ok sounds a little wrong but who cares) and i slept for the whole night! shiok man!


Day 5

that day was spent just replenishing our store and washing all the tents and groundsheets and flysheets that we used. and basically just cleaning everything la. but wee how the super nice guy again didnt make us scrub the tents like other watches had to we just rinsed them! damn nice lor he i love him man then he scammed us when he said we were doing jetty jump. he brought us to the jetty and made us jump ON the jetty to cleanse our wrongdoings or some crap la. scammer.

we continued koping everything until we realised that we had more than enough liao and started giving away stuff lol esp mass tins! damn fun man when people thank you like crazy when you give them a mass tin or something :D haha

then we had a long watch debrief by wee how before we headed for the kayak shelter for a mass debrief by eff-endy. eff-endy is a bastard k he scolded lee he for like no fucking reason lor fucker. my kayaking partner leh how dare he that sonofabitch dickhead. and he made me carry some damn heavy stones for him along with nick yun and gabriel ng :D must be he pick nick yun and gaby ng liao then he see need a manlier person so he pick me right HAHAHA

i bought a shoebag from the souvenir shop and nick yun thinks the girls selling the souvenirs are damn chio. this i agree to a certain extent! haha anyway nick yun was pointing middle finger at me from the jetty cos i was the last guy to get on the boat the "chio bus" got on and some more i was sitting beside them! haha lol damn funny

we were ferried back in the boat to punggol jetty and subsequently the bus brought us back to school. what a non-climax ending to our obs journey. sian. so wanting more fun i went for training rather than going home and found out that i become damn lousy liao need to train more again! walao

and some more i went for tuition after training im damn pro right and i slept at 12am lor! slau told me he slept for 17 hours that noob aiya he cant make it la thats why he couldnt climb the snake and ladder thingy. n00b.

anyway i really enjoyed obs and i feel that it has really been a meaningful experience for everyone in our watch. we really bonded very well together and went through a common experience together and had to live through peng's entertaining yet severely off tune singing of the pokemon song lol and i think this camp is really great although it sort of tortures you a little bit. i just dont like serene cos shes a bitch i bet shes some mgs who went acjc thats why she hates ri. bitch. ri is the best man