sdkjh

today was an ambivalent day.
according to dictionary.com, which i very cleverly checked and the word came out in the english test, it means a mixture of emotions or feelings.

now, lets start with the bad news...
ok lets face it. i cant bloody pass my higher chinese test.
its like whoosh! and 20 marks have flown by just by not filling in the blanks.
damn suay man all i study never come out and those i never study came out!
i should have noted the signs when i was sick for v-day and my birthday
that this year would be suay year for me...
haiya!

but... enough of the dishearting stuff!
now let me start on the great thing that happened to me today!
HAH I WON SECOND FOR SHOT PUT! HEHEH GGXX
(but there were only 5 competitors... but nobody has to know that though)
and i beat one thrower but i lost to the other thrower
not too bad la i threw a 5.45kg ball 7.1metres
although compared to the U-17s i wouldve kena pwned like wee jin that
but who cares? i got the silver and wee didnt. JACKED

now you must understand my biceps are bigger than the person's in this picture... oh wait! damn! shes a woman! ahhhh! she looks so manly!
ok nvm but im more manly so no worries...
haha bayley is gonna own track and field this year! watch out!

super

its been a long time since i blogged, aint it?
ive been very busy in mugging you see, cos i mug alot to get my 4.0


but of course, as everyone should well know...
tomorrow's is a very significant day in the history of mankind.

firstly, it is THE MATHS COMMON CLASS TEST. wow.
and as we all know now, maths is double weightage. so failing this bloody class test would be like giving ourselves a stab in the groin cos its 20% of maths and maths is 2x so... damn.

secondly, tomorrow is the RE PROJECT CONFIRMATION!
damn doesnt it sound cool!

and thirdly, most importantly, most significantly, most whateverly,
tomorrow is my 15th birthday! (which is basically a day to rejoice for all mankind as its saviour takes his first steps into teenage/manhood... which means the world will become a better place because of me. thank you thank you)



this is an example of how mankind have been rejoicing this day as they prepare for the 15th commemoration of the birth of mankind's saviour (me).
i am so touched by this move on NORMAL people's parts.
so therefore on this note, i end my blogpost about my birthday (and yes, the bloody math test and re confirmation).


cheers,
the saviour of mankind,
See Tow.

sdkfjhk

wow im back to this long abandoned blog!
*everyone cheers* cos im so popular! (thank you thank you)
and wee jin asked me to blog! haha

k right since i havent blogged for so long no point in blogging about like a week or two ago so ill just blog about yesterday la. a day that wee jin remember! (right weejin?) haha yesterday during training i koped like almost all of hanson's long passes to weejin when wee was free lol so he got jacked hehehehehehe (although he says he wants to whack me on monday)

and some more he very evil... cos i OWNED HIM (haha weejin :P) he go and pull my trunks pull until like damn loose must be size 40 by now... haiya sore loser la cant help it (right weejin?)

hehe yesterday i was damn on form during training like save a lot of shots so i damn happy and HOPEFULLY i can make the team man! i mean like jiao lian should put two keepers in the team right and i should be the second keeper right cos im like you know around that standard la so like hoepfully can get in la...

and i must thank woosheng for helping me ask his chinese scholar friend for help on the magic square puzzle cos im like hopeless at maths and that chinese scholar just solved it in a few minutes... so hes pro and im n00b but i dont care i want to finish that assignment...


and today at youth training was super shiok cos like no swimming (cos i went late) and i just went in and started keeping... without warming up! haha so i like sorta screwed up at first. then after that during match i tried something that alex tell me, which is to like try to keep at a more centralised position instead of moving nearer to the near post when someone is swimming in at 45 degrees... but didnt work for me la and i got screwed big time by jiaolian lol haha

and after everyone train finish he still force me to train on my shifting position because he say its very poorly done by me so ok la i did until damn tired then i cramped a little damn pain lol...


i just wish that mrs d'cruz and mr lim and jiaolian see that im damn committed to training and like let me into the b div team this year which isnt easy cos like im sec 3 in a under 17 competition dominated by sec 4s but like i should go for experience right cos im next year's keeper... so hopefully la...

gsdkjh

wah very long never updated liao...
yesterday's random joke shit not counted la lol
ok lets see what happened to me in the past week:

1) I ponned training. (pt)
this is like the first time since school started lor damn

2) I sorta screwed up my physics test.
tmd im gonna die man lim is a lousy teacher (not his real name)

3) My contacts kept screwing up during training.

4) I posted lots of random stuff on yougotpenged.blogspot.com

5) yougotpenged garnered 3 thousand hits in a week.

6) Went back nyps to see teachers. all of whom recognised me.
(and mr pang was scared to see me)

7) Kena bullied by sec 1s when playing soccer...
they throw tennis ball at me when i touch the ball! WTF!

8) Got to know some people i didnt know.

9) Got bored.

10) Shit i cant think of a 10th, but this shall do.


Out,
See Tow.

xckjh

woah i damn long never post liao...


so im just here for the sake of posting

random joke:

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

LOL ok nvm bored...

sdkjfh

hoho we owned singapore women's team just now at toa payoh
like 10-1 or something around there la although their keeper damn shen
but I KEPT CLEANSHEET! yay yay my first ever in friendly
although i kept only 1 quarter but hey, it counts too eh
and the 1 goal they scored was actually we let them score one
cos i told mr tak sang bong anthony lim that we cannot let them kosong
cos they going cwealth games tonight so he say let them in one goal la
so hanson "let them score" one goal... although zhiboobs say its unintended
but who cares la hor we still owned and i got my cleansheet

the women team damn cockster lor come damn late
match was supposed to be 6.30pm they came at 7.30pm...
so match start at 8pm lor wtf damn late and everyone was staring at us
so it was kinda uncomfortable... :S with all the sas ppl and their gfs...
haha and during pre match talk wee jin kena hit by zhizhi on the nose
hoho see la wee so naughty boy... (if you read this dont get angry)
talk so much then kena whack by zhiboobs lor hoho :D

singapore women's players are damn muscular lor esp the centre(wo)man
she-man is like wtf muscular and got hell lot of tatoos and rides motorbike
wtf but she still kena owned by tom cos she only strong no skill
hah and zhizhi totally owned her with his brand of sidemark and frontmark
he just qiang wei with her until she died lol zhiboobs is ultimate pro
and his trunks kena tore by them too lor wtf like one big hole
shang cong's trunks also kena torn like crazy wtf damn siao lor

oh and we were saying some of the women team players were quite cute leh
but those damn cute ones are the siao violent ones kick dick and pull trunks
wtf damn siao lor i dont dare play with them anymore!
haha and nicky played dirty with them too go and pull their costumes! wtf
lol and when it was their foul and the ball drift to me i raise my hands high
then not my problem cos not my ball then my defence more time to form up
then they were like damn pisesd with me duno whats their problem la haha

anyway right, we just owned them la esp zhiboobs own his/her own kind
cos zhiboobs the boobs bigger than most of them hoho
hes our official ri ambassador to the women's national team lol cos he blends
and some more supposed to not let them score leh but we nice ppl so 10-1
actually supposed to 10-0 one leh haha then BEYOND GODLIKE liao
but who cares la we know we owned them so heck

anyway, good luck to women's waterpolo team at cwealth games!
(if they own, we can say we own the champions of cwealth)

swg

TO SERVE, TO STRIVE, AND NOT TO YIELD. rubbish i say
ok i shall blog about obs now properly la cos im free now

Day 1

After we reported to school and heard FONG (did i SAY FONG)? talk some crap and jac sim say some shit we were brought to punggol jetty to take a boat to ubin. when we reached punggol jetty, we were among the first. However, moses was found to be missing and he lagged our groups costeau and nila utama(de) until we were the last ri group lor. BUT that turned out to be A BLESSING IN DISGUISE! In the end we being the last ri watch had to share boat with rgs! how shuang is that man! yay im so horny :S

the boat ferried the girls to campsite 1 before ferrying us toi campsite 2. at that time, we didnt really notice how campsite 2 really looked like a holiday resort. but anyway, we arrived at campsite 2 and in my opinion it looked pretty decent la i thought maybe i would enjoy obs a lot after all! but this goes to show how wrong first impressions can be.

there, we had a sort of welcome briefing by this guy called effendy (andy in short, or his name seems like eff-endy, in other words, fuck andy) and it was damn sian when he introed all the instructors. my group nila utama super heng we got this coolio guy called wee how whos damn nice he rocks lor cant believe hes from acjc that noob jc but wtv la. we then had some group circle and introed all ourselves to wee how and that was it lor then we designated a lot of duties to everyone around and i was water ic which was the slackest job imo. and had photo taking too

after that we went to our storeroom to check out our stuff and the place is bloody small lor and so cramped! some more our bag is so damn smelly that its so screwed up and i think my fingernails are sharper than the jackknife lor! damn lousy! that day we were also given our food to designate for all 5 days

then, it was late afternoon liao so wee how taught us how to pitch tents. btw, the tent we use is different from the ones used by rgs residential ppl hor theirs is like chao easy lor ours take at least half an hour lor wtf lucky im quite good with knots from sailing la so easier for us. and we succesfully pitched our tents before going for dinner.

dinner was great! wee how being a nice guy taught us how to cook rice. in the end, he cooked the rice for us and oh my god it was equivalent to rice cooker quality! hes damn pro man! and opened a lot of canned foods like sardines and anchovies and luncheon meat and basically just had a feast.

After dinner we had rock wall climbing which was basically like 3m high probably and i climbed it in 3 steps. lame. damn sian but watching ding climb was fun! he basically just sprinted up the rock wall and kena scolded cos he did too fast lol. then we went to bed. i slept with tom, will and yumin! wootwoot


Day 2

I woke up in the middle of the night at 3am feeling wet. (nope i didnt have a wet dream in case you were wondering) THE TENT WAS BLOODY LEAKING! but i was very tired and yumin was awake too and we just sort of swept all the water into a corner and went back to sleep. when we woke up in the morning we found a huge puddle of water in the corner! WTF lor stupid tent! this is what is called as an auto-bath tent

we unpitched our tents and had a morning circle. during the morning circle, wee how, being a nice guy, helped us cook our milo for us to drink. then we had to pack our SMELLY bags and after doing so we went to climb this chao high rock wall like 12m high with crazy inclines and almost no footholds, only a few handholds. me being afraid of heights, i tried my best but ended up not going far :( only a little above the red line so not too bad la hor but ding reached the top in like lightning speed lor! crazy bugger

after that we had lunch and went to learn kayaking. costeau's instructor, pms lady serene giam, was teaching us how to paddle. at first, i thought she was quite a nice person. however, as i have said, first impressions are usually deceiving. we then did some capsize drills (FUN!) and kayaked to a nearby islet to sleep for the night.

when we reached the islet, we found out the true power of sandflies. they lay their eggs in you and screw you up until you feel super bloody fucking itchy and want to scratch but cannot scratch. and we had to pitch our tent in totally wet muddy and sandy conditions and in the end our tent inside was muddy with it submerged underwater. auto-bath good eh?

our dinner was damn crap la 1 packet of instant noodles each im sure lor we are almost grown men and we eat 1 packet of instant noodles for dinner after eating a piece of bread and a few biscuits for lunch lor! wtf then we went to sleep early. or rather, tried to sleep.

Day 3

after sleeping for an hour or so, i woke up at like 1am and couldnt sleep again. i decided to go out to where a few guys were doing their sentry duty at the campfire and talk cock. wah we talk from like 1am all the way to 7am lor but at around 2am like that people started waking up and coming to talk cock also :D and it was damn fun! and i told my self-invented ah-mud (ahmad) joke.

after packing stuffing our tents into the tent bags and in their muddy state, we had our sea ex. we had to repack all our bags cos they said nothing was supposed to be hanging loose from our bags and we had to bloody stuff everything in lor. then we kayaked around this gay big island that wasnt ubin and wasted 2 hours then we kayaked to the other side of ubin. it took us a grand total of 7 hours! wtf and i didnt go pee the whole time so when i went on land i couldnt move my legs for 5 mins lol. we didnt even stop for lunch. wtf and the instructors kept coming to scold us the noobs they wasted a lot of our time and the laggers behind the fleet damn slow kept lagging our whole fleet. me and lee he kept drifting to the back then chionging to the front and again and again damn fun.

after sea ex serene giam pmsed again and scolded everyone and kept taking swipes at ri what premier institution what produce alot of prime ministers wtf stupid bitch go eat my shit la bitch

we then hiked 1 hour to lo and behold, camp 1! where rgs were staying! OMG YAY! and wtf the cafetaria provided dinner so we didnt have to cook! YAY and saw a lot of familiar faces, even chin hwee! (although i ran off after seeing her)

luckily, it was raining after dinner and we didnt have to pitch tents. so, we just slept in the multi purpose hall the whole night on the ground which was a very positive change from auto bath tents and very enjoyable (i cant believe im saying this). it turned out to be very cold in the middle of the night.


Day 4

we were chased out of the multi purpose hall at 6am and then rgs had their morning pt there. their pt is bloody slack lor it was 8 pushups on their knees, 8 "crunches" where they just moved the shoulders, and 8 tiptoes! wtf! then we left to pack our bags, and then for breakfast.

breakfast was also provided by the cafetaria. wtf! this is seriously like a holiday resort lor damn gay bastards. during breakfast we sang MYPH (melissa yoong peng hui) in the tune of YMCA with all the hand actions too! damn funny and melissa yoong was there. after breakfast we sat down for our morning circle and talked a lot of cock throughout. after that rgs girls left for the sea ex i think and we were all so sad :( no more scenery! walao! sian lor then we went to build a raft out of huge containers, fibreglass rods, and rope. luckily, i still remembered a lot of my sailing knots so i was able to tie the knots very secure. and both ours and costeau's rafts looked like it could float well but there was a cat 1 thunderstorm so couldnt lor

then we went for lunch. we and costeau and cook and columbus were the only watches left in camp 1 and we ate lunch there with other ang mohs on 1 day courses. zzz so boring. UNTIL, peng jacked himself in front of all the ang mohs when he tried to emulate ajay sliding across the slippery oily floor.
ajay: "hah sucker i push you down ah"
and peng fell by himself. right on his ass. wtf damn funny. sorry peng :D
even the angmohs were laughing like crazy lor i laughed until i had a stomachache! and we had to clean the plates until damn clean lor those china prc cooks were damn bastard make us clean for so long...

after that we had some lame games that were supposed to "teach us a lot of lessons" or wtv la but there were quite lame la. then we went to pack our bags some more and went to do some climbing. we climbed the snakes and ladders thing in the middle of the multi purpose hall and me being afraid of heights, was afraid to climb it. and slau fell off it in the middle! HAH FAILURE NOOB JACKED. anyway in the end i climbed it and i was damn tired halfway through then slau was trash talking me the way in like fear factor then kept saying what alan shearer what newcastle shit so i climbed damn fast to the top and came down smiling at him and from then on till now still suaning him about how he fell off :D and polo owned softball cos 100% of all poloers in our class 3P climbed to the top but softballers didnt. haha

after that we made our way back to camp 1 through the forest cos the rain died down a bit. we reached there in like 20 minutes lor damn fast i duno why they wanted us to kayak for 7 hours lor wtf! and we went back and started unpacking our bags to put our stuff back into the store. then, reality struck. we were missing a hell lot of water bottles and mass tins and whatthefuck.

but of course, me and ben tay had other plans. we went around koping everything we could find and bringing it back to the store. ben tay is seriously damn pro he even koped stuff through the window lor i only helped him la and in the end our stuff were all almost replenished! :D

then at dinner while we were cooking wee how announced the great news to us. WE DIDNT HAVE TO PITCH TENTS! YAY and we slept on the stage of the hall where it was wooden floor. wah super shiok leh the wooden floor is damn soft! (ok sounds a little wrong but who cares) and i slept for the whole night! shiok man!


Day 5

that day was spent just replenishing our store and washing all the tents and groundsheets and flysheets that we used. and basically just cleaning everything la. but wee how the super nice guy again didnt make us scrub the tents like other watches had to we just rinsed them! damn nice lor he i love him man then he scammed us when he said we were doing jetty jump. he brought us to the jetty and made us jump ON the jetty to cleanse our wrongdoings or some crap la. scammer.

we continued koping everything until we realised that we had more than enough liao and started giving away stuff lol esp mass tins! damn fun man when people thank you like crazy when you give them a mass tin or something :D haha

then we had a long watch debrief by wee how before we headed for the kayak shelter for a mass debrief by eff-endy. eff-endy is a bastard k he scolded lee he for like no fucking reason lor fucker. my kayaking partner leh how dare he that sonofabitch dickhead. and he made me carry some damn heavy stones for him along with nick yun and gabriel ng :D must be he pick nick yun and gaby ng liao then he see need a manlier person so he pick me right HAHAHA

i bought a shoebag from the souvenir shop and nick yun thinks the girls selling the souvenirs are damn chio. this i agree to a certain extent! haha anyway nick yun was pointing middle finger at me from the jetty cos i was the last guy to get on the boat the "chio bus" got on and some more i was sitting beside them! haha lol damn funny

we were ferried back in the boat to punggol jetty and subsequently the bus brought us back to school. what a non-climax ending to our obs journey. sian. so wanting more fun i went for training rather than going home and found out that i become damn lousy liao need to train more again! walao

and some more i went for tuition after training im damn pro right and i slept at 12am lor! slau told me he slept for 17 hours that noob aiya he cant make it la thats why he couldnt climb the snake and ladder thingy. n00b.

anyway i really enjoyed obs and i feel that it has really been a meaningful experience for everyone in our watch. we really bonded very well together and went through a common experience together and had to live through peng's entertaining yet severely off tune singing of the pokemon song lol and i think this camp is really great although it sort of tortures you a little bit. i just dont like serene cos shes a bitch i bet shes some mgs who went acjc thats why she hates ri. bitch. ri is the best man

gkjh

BACK FROM OBS! YAY!
haha k im daaaaamn shagged now after obs i went training and tuition wtf
im damn hardcore anyway i think ill blog again tomorrow
cos tomorrow morning i going out with polo guys to settle arena trunks package
so blog tomorrow! anyway obs is suffer and kena tortured but damn fun anyway

dg

PACK PACK PACK PACK PACK PACK!
yay obs is here! tomorrow is obs! obs is tomorrow! yay omg
i almost pack everything finish liao la except um my toothbrush
and im ready to go! im just worried ill be too excited to sleep tonight > : (((
wah today rain like shit like that lor dunno tomorrow how
i hope today rain until no more clouds liao so next five days no more rain
then can enjoy obs! obs without all the mud and slush and floods lol

and im going kayaking with reuben liang yay softball - waterpolo power
we gonna pwnage baby and own all the other people yay!
but we're both quite heavy so dunno how itll turn out la lol
and i packed like 3 long sleeves shirts to obs lor lending 1 to reuben
but official school obs t-shirt is damn damn siao its black lor absorb heat la
haha anyway jac sim said i did a good job in obs comm omg pro right
i mean like... me leh! maybe i have chance to become psl next year!

haha and im mobile so that means i dont get dorms and bunks to sleep
wth have to pitch tent on rocky ground thats like wtf how to sleep lor
but at least theres fun stuff like kayaking and of course CAPSIZING

anyway i gotta go liao i need to go bathe and detox my stomach
which in other words mean shit out all the um shit in my stomach
and hopefully no rain tomorrow... see you guys! ill be away some time
so although i know u all will miss me... just try not to suicide in desperation
cos ill be back on friday... bye! OBScenity is gonna start tomorrow!


u know that kind of slimming companies the before and after photos?
this photo is of me before obs... wonder what will happen after??? lol
ill post it after obs! n00bs see you!

asdg

today was just daaamn maaaaan!
again, for the second time in as many days, i was just on time. lol
and i live within walking distance of the school -.- WTF
hoho but today i wore BLOODY HIGH SOCKS k madeline maas make me wear
walao cant she be like last years teachers just smile smile and heck care!?!?!
siannnnn anyway she going on 4 month course so byebye good riddance lol

wah and i must say my FT and higher chinese teacher fong say fong is own
she spent the second chinese lesson talking cock again! thats good...
but it got damn sian after some time -__________-
then she just cant stop talking leh and 2 lessons in the new year,
we havent started on any topic yet! thats like wtf lor she boliao or something
but i dont think i should complain la im kinda enjoying it too lor :D

oh and i forgot to bring my pe today! walao siannnn
recess was spent eating :( if i bring pe i wont eat, wont grow fat, save money
so i should play soccer more shouldn't i? feasible option la hor
haha but lunchtime i was so bloody bored i decided to go home to get pe kit
then i saw kee yao at the bus stop and he lent me his pants
and thomas heng lent me his shirt, so i had a full pe kit! woots!
but the pants were so small i couldn't walk properly so i played like damn shit
then after that i went youth training and saw benedict from sas at the bus stop

but at youth training was daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn siao
jiao lian killed my legs man, especially my thighs wtf
make us tread water damn high then throw the ball damn high at me
then bloody hell expect me to pluck. wtf he think i superman or whatthefuck
haha but like less than 10 ppl came today, and 3 of us were keepers lol
jiao lian hardcore training me now la dunno why must be he think im pro right
shit now i think my leg muscles are like 5 times of its original size -_____-

oh and school field now they put some damn cool real size soccer goalposts
omg they're damn cool and damn easy to score lor! i scored from like damn far
and some more it went bottom corner and owned the keeper! woots i love them

and i love my class too we are daamn random
in the middle of class start singing pokemon/superman/justice league songs
lol so fun right such a random class :D and some more we jack all the teachers
especially fong say fong cos she's a little old school then like dont get our jokes haha
me, slau, chee and merrill always talk alot of cock in class and kena scolded
woots my class is damn fun! yay! and my maths teacher owns jaschong
3P'05! woots! surely interclass champs liao

gkdjshkjh

its the new year! woots!
now for my resolutions for the new year.

1. to get a 4.0 gpa. (not possible la but it doesnt harm to write crap)

2. to make the waterpolo b div team

3. to make the sailing b div team

4. to beat daniel at something (hoho last year i beat him at oral comm)

5. to win interclass

6. to beat acsi

7. to make my chia in neopets grow to level 30

8. to make my runescape character grow to lvl 70

9. to watch newcastle win something

10. to know more people (hoho *wink*)

ok thats it for my new year resolutions!

dgkjh

2L'05, the legend has now finally reached its end.
but, it will forever live within us who have experienced all these together.
(except maybe the fagut gan yuneng)

so anyway happy new year, and look forward to 3P'06

and just now i went to watch countdown!
and this fat stealth mode bastard just stood in front of me
lol i get pissed and beh song him and he beh song me
and in the end he siamed. pro right! hoho

and this is what readon wrote about me on his blog:

15 - SEETOW SHIUN YANG
HELLO SAMEY HAHAHA (: i will miss you so much when we gang up to tease yanzhi and also make damn lame jokes. eh seetow might be playful but he is damn sentimental okay (: he is not that playful like as if life is play only cause he is quite hardworking too (: eh really he does his work well and by well i mean really well. he is responsible too cause he is damn enthu abt polo (: and he also does his work and never like pushes the blame. in short, seetow rocks my life (: and also he is tall dark and HANSDOME SO SEETOW U FUFILL 3 main crieteria haha go chase girls already yay x) HAHAHAHAHA WHO AH SEETOW *WINK* i will miss seetow in my class cause he is just so funny okay. he is really a loyal friend and also chao ji helpful (: he also acts well as BASSANIO (: haha seetow u read this u damn ego liaoz hahaha. ohwell its sad to see you go you know seetow samey cause really, on the surface u are fun but deep down you are really mature and i think that you are really ready to help us if we face problems in our lives yep. seetow rocks man haha and those who think he is an asshole [which i think there are none] are assholes themselves, especially the person who stole his phone

hoho im damn pro right thank you thank you
and i agree the guy who stole my phone is an asshole
woots

gskjh

hoho its the last day of the year! woohoo! (actually more like "fuck, its back to school again. but luckily, back to school means back to soccer. not so bad la")
OBS is in second week! (same as a certain prominent school WOOHOO)
and next year theres still ilearning! (fuck i hate ilearning)
okay this has been my rough event calendar for next year. (very extensive right)

now to reflect on the year that has passed us so swiftly
2005. what happen?
2L'05, the legend unfolds.
we returned to school seeing the same faces with the same smiles
but somehow, 2L'05 was gonna be way different from 1L'04
our year was far from being uneventful
it was full of difficulties that we bloody got past and grew even closer
things like chia yinshian leaving school, shahrom coming
and MOVduction, plus the debacle of interclass soccer.
no class can ever replace 2L'05 within this century,
obviously right, because the next 2L'05 is in 2105 n00bs
(this has appeared on yanzhi's and hiok's blogs and i assure it originated from me)

two things i would think were the highlight of the year.

MOVduction 05
ok this is supposed to be considered a success because our class won best production but narrowly lost out on best overall.
but i guess many of us felt really pissed that we didnt get best overall because the effort we put in did definitely deserve the best overall.
and it did not help when a certain fagut decided to take credit all for himself
however, in the end, we saw that winning and losing didnt really matter so much
because what matters is that we have put in our blood sweat tears and shit into it
and gave our very best for what we believed in
this was what really mattered, even with a fagut taking all the credit

then came interclass soccer.
we already knew what we wanted, which was nothing less than champions
however, lady luck was never watching over us as we crashed to defeats to M and H
bloody hell unlucky
we were reduced to a pile of tears after those two crushing defeats
not heavy defeats, but loose 1-0 defeats
(maybe i cried a bit la hor, a bit only. cos i maaaaaaanly right)
then i told hiok hong "cheebye, we gonna show F what we got")
and that was what we really did.

we played the second teamers cos the match wouldnt really affect our position
but the second teamers, even though outclassed, played with true grit
and showed them what is really meant by playing out your heart
then after the half time break we fielded a couple of first teamers
and got the decisive single goal that won us the match
(im proud to say i played a significant role in the goal)
and boy, we showed them eh
then after the match we sorta had a team huddle back in class
and almost everyone cried.
i remember the scenes, of readon crying on tom's shoulder, japheth looking damn extra crying with them too (although i guess he was emotionally charged too la)
almost the whole class was there to be part of this emotional bonding
of course, the fagut librarian wasnt there la cos hes a fagut

ok i shall now blog about all my classmates

#1 peng seng
o.O man hoho our re was damn shiok eh
you and zhi always run to eat noodles during re
haha then you whole day bully me walao! hoho but we passed re la

#2 carvin
haha we 2 soccer siao ppl whole day read soccernet and argue
and in the end we start talking cock
bloody die hard man u fan eh they're sliding down the table man!
hoho

#3 zeming
oooooooh the hot chick zeming!
lol cant imagine next year we'll be different class liao
usually you're one of the people who will be the first to help me in difficulties
gonna really miss you man

#4 daniel
OMFG daniel! my seating partner for a whole semester!
haha oh no next year i cant copy quizzes and ting xies from you anymore liao!
you really are a great friend and someone i would definitely regard as a friend

#5 qianwei
liverpool sucks. enough said
anyway you're a bloody liverpool supporter
but you make up for it by being damn nice too

#6 gan the librarian jacketman
fagut. what else to say? fuck off la bitch

#7 japheth
poseur. flirt.
still got what?
oh yea he was a treasurer too. o.O loanshark

#8 samuel
walao damn pro lor
same class as me for 3 years liao now gonna be different class
gonna miss you man
one of my truest friends these years

#9 chengwai
baskit u bloody smart
just dont do homework (like me right)
hoho

#10 paul
nice guy, fun to be with
altho youre a bloody slacker go your house do project end up done nothing -.-

#11 matthew
hoho the only guy in class taller than me eh
lol we share a lot of stuff and thoughts
and homework too! haha

#12 gaby ng
indian. african. whatever.
SUPER STEALTH MODE!
haha will miss you! esp during interclass soccer when his proness wont be there

#13 hiok
my striking partner!
the big-small striking partnership of see tow and hiok! haha own man
same class again! lit rocks k

#14 readon
haha one of my best friends in 2L'05
will stick with you through thick and thin
and will definitely help me whenever i have a problem
miss you!

#15 see tow
thats myself. pro right
i know i know thank you thank you

#16 shaun
hoho the slide tackler
and the damn smart guy
and my seating partner for malaysian montage
used to think you were a fucker in early sec 1
haha but now you're a really good friend too!

#17 choon hiang
wah choon hiang is bloody rich
haha whole day treat me to lan!
aww too bad next year different class
bloody lame guy whose jokes are occasionally funny, only occasionally

#18 timothy
this guy is a gay hoho should see how he screams when he laughs
haha bloody bishan gay
hoho i always bully him eh

#19 zhi hao
eh! lend me championship manager la!
hoho a really good friend who isnt hesitant about helping others
someone i will miss next year!

#20 gaby tong
another friend from nanyang
known him for years and our friendship still stands strong eh
haha good friend to have
prefect some more next year dont book me

#21 yinkwan
hoho shared many fond memories during com lessons right
slacking in the corner playing games
bloody slacker like me eh

#22 tom
my waterpolo mate eh
super pro pecman whose also one of my best friends and someone to rely on
will never let a friend down
and of course, he is a little shorter than me!
hoho next year also prefect liao dont book me ah!

#23 yanzhi
ZHI! haha our class celebrity
known him since primary school, used to kena bullied
but now, he bully me one! walao!
haha one of my best friends too, a bloody cockster like me

#24 will
liverpool sucks.
anyway this guy is really great k
he caught me so many times breaking school rules
but never booked me even once
super nice man! haha a true friend
and a greater friend cos you betray ripb. DOWN WITH RIPB!

ok this concludes what i have to say about my class of 05
now i shall look forward to the year of 06
and if we dont win interclass, i cut off my balls.

sdkjhkjh

HOHO I COMPLETED MY HOMEWORK FOR THE HOLS!
pro right haha new record i finished it with 3 days to spare!

haha today i went library with matthew and we watched new police story
then we did our chinese movie review on it and used freetranslator.com
haha and we koped english reviews from internet and translated -____-
so our chinese may seem a little broken but who cares anyway???
most importantly, no more homework!

hoho and i saw sherwin and chen kai at J8 MRT
and they were standing down there with a girl HAHA two guys, one girl
they recognised me and said hi so i said hi too lor :D

haha after that i went home and swam a bit then went tuition
and screwed around a lot there. end of story. :D

anyway a lot of people wrote about 2L'05 today in their blogs.
just to clarify something: I DID NOT CRY DURING INTERCLASS
(ok fine la maybe i did. a little bit, just a litttle bit k.... seetow is maanly can)
o.O anyway i love my class. and my jersey i play my heart out for.


love you guys! ok i gotta go sleep liao. (btw im straight hor)

gjksh

WHOS THE BASTARD WHO TOOK MY PHONE BETTER RETURN IT IF NOT I CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AND FRY IT FOR THE DOGS ON THE ROADSIDE TO EAT!

haha ok now i shall blog properly
lol havent blogged for so long!
lol saw zhizhi and hanson and weejina at psl camp yesterday
and weejina asked me to update... so here i am!

anyways, today is my cousin's wedding! so fun right
been out for the whole day, now back home for like 10 mins only
then we'll be gone for dinner again! whee so fun haha
and im wearing a pair of really really damn old jeans -__-
its a pair of hand-me-downs my father bought 10 years ago haha
daaaaaaamn old already and not very comfortable
lol but still quite nice la but i dont really wear jeans
haha so damn weird lor

then yesterday i went training and very few ri ppl were there
the only ri sec 2s were me and jianying...
then we had to play against sec 4s plus sean tan
and we didnt kena owned! omg we almost beat them!
haha pradip super stealth mode owned them when he lobbed yihong
and shangcong just anyhow shoot straight and donub yihong lol -___-
haha not bad la but when i went school zhizhi didnt believe i went training
cos he didnt go himself cos of psl camp (haha zhizhi I OWNED YOU)

i went to school for obs games comm meeting
and slacked a lot around there when we had to set up the games area
then baskit someone stole my phone if i find out who... better watch out
after comm meeting i got damn sian so i went to play soccer

me, tom, zhi, qianwei vs jerome, edwin, shaun
the teamings quite even la so damn fun and i scored a hattrick!
haha not bad la i think my new shoes are damn good
im averaging a hattrick every time i play with them! good eh
haha ok i gotta go now to my cousin's wedding! lol

till next time!
oh and ive been to more holiday trainings than loh zhizhi ok!
HAHA I OWN ZHIBOOBS hohohohohohohoho

(btw mark halsey is a bloody kayu referee)

hoidsh

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE!
haha so hyper now cos the food has finally digested and i feel ok!
lol another half hour to christmas'05, a special day
cos this is the only christmas'05 we'll probably experience in our lives
since the next one is in 2105, so better enjoy it!
haha merry christmas again!
havent blogged for really long cos damn busy and damn boliao
these few days been trying to do cwealth essay but dunno how :(
walao i wish i was daniel chew wen chao then i own the essay but im not
so im getting owned by the essay and im stuck :(
haha must PERSERVERE! lol -_______-

and today we had china trip'05 gathering and boy was it fun
haha we went there early in the morning and started playing games
like bluff, cheat, and chess, and everything else la
then after that we ate a really heavy lunch and went to play bball haha
and after 2 mins of playing, it started drizzling
it might be a sign from above to tell us christmas eve no bball
but being as hardcore as we all are (including the girls leh)
we continued playing throughout the storm lol
then we played netball (sort of) haha and guys played one handed
haha then we kena owned :(
then we were really damn wet (which could be good or bad)
lol went to beta's house and took a bath
then had a really really really heavy dinner and even i was bloated
lol and we sat down to talk a lot of cock and couldnt stop laughing
haha and i owned the com at battlefield 2 k im not too bad la hor
after i finished playing bf2 i realised almost everyone left
other than me and jiacong and chen hoon :D so we talked cock again
haha then my parents came before jiacong's so heng so i wasnt last
lol really enjoyed myself today! :D :D :D

so again, merry xmas to you all!!!
xmas'05 is really special, remember that!

asdf

wah haha yejie if you see this be angry, very angry.
cos im laughing at you wahahahahahahahahahahah
lol west ham 2-4 newcastle united!
owen scores 3 and shearer scores 1!
haha and shearer's is now within one goal of jackie milburn's 200 goals!
gonna beat that soon man!
haha and yejie now has to wear short pants on first day of jc eh! lol yay


and these are the two men that form the lethal strike partnership
how much better a strike partnership can you have?
two of england's finest paired up in a club!!! woohoo
haha k enough of newcastle... (yj haha i won the bet)

and now on to some serious business :(
COMMONWEALTH ESSAY IS BLOODY HARD!
walao the topics are damn abstract leh its how to hell to do it?
and some more these crap topics must write 1200-1500 words -.-
and im not gan yuneng the fagut who writes stories as much as i play soccer
im stuck :( shit!
and just to depict the war between me and gan...
i show you this picture: (taken from paul's blog)


haha btw im the one on the left, since i dont go library often...
haha the fagut is one the right with the blue jacket he is famous for -.-
ok lol now on to start to brave the storm of my brain (aka brainstorm)
diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

friendly

let me start with this statement:
friendlies carry zero consequence and its outcome doesnt matter.
shit im such a sore loser... haha
baskit we thought we playing the kl team will be guys our age
but in the end we ended up playing some JC boys... WTF
and half our first team wasn't here... including both of our wingers
like that how to play???
damn shit la then their shots super powerful and fast
cos they so old :( some more jiao lian 4th quarter subbed everyone out
and put in our sec 2 second teamers and we were like WTF???
we were winning then he put in our sec 2 second team
so we lost lor... 10-9 like wtf la -.-
haha but jonny scored a damn nice flick backwards lobbed the keeper
lol that keeper noob la he watch the ball go in... a la jinsei haha :D

and after the match i pushed zhiboobs into the pool when he was talking
then he came and chased me around haha :D
in case u dont know who zhiboobs is since i mentioned him so many times...
zhiboobs is the one on the far right :D can u see his big boobs? lol


then after that we started our RIWPFC training
(it stands for raffles institution waterpolo football club) -.-
haha and anyhow rammed until anthony lim forced us to stop
lol :D

today me and brian agreed to pon youth training together :D
and now i shall show the consequences of ponning training :( haha

see... i ponned this training and im not in the picture :(

jkhg

haha bored...
so i being super boliao went to look for cool stuff on internet :D
and came up with these

don't try and break it open!

haha these are the funniest stuff ive found -.-
lol haha today's training was slack slack slack
damn few people turned up lor... bloody slackers (not like me)
hehe dunno how we gonna play friendly tomorrow half the team gone
the other half... most of them cant play too well la
so how??? die lor :(((
> : ||| tom why you go holiday? we short of ppl leh
anyway... tomorrow must play well against opposition from across the causeway! must own them! who ask them dont sell us water...
haha and musnt let them drink our water cooler water!
malaysians... tsk tsk

socceur

woah soccer @ ri was great today (suaning will here)
haha ok actually it wasn't that great lol
i was like anyhow dribbling around and anyhow shooting (and scoring)
then somehow owning the 2Lers dunno why haha
then japheth came so it was 4 on 4
i realised i was tired lol a bit sick la so i just slacked
then we lost (of course... i slacking leh if i not we sure win)
haha i never score cos i lazy to run up haha -.-

after that, the seniors made us play with them so we agreed lor
baskit they are seriously damn pro their pace is damn fast
then they started dribbling here and there and owning us in midfield
hah but me and yanzhi defence held strong...
until... i got tired so i was slacking again
then they attack damn fast haha so i was wrong-footed
so... scored past yanzhi la haha (see without me cant make it la)
then after that i was keeper and played quite well la
but conceded 2 goals cos baskit 1 on 1 and 2 on 1 situations leh
damn siao cos they too fast liao no one can keep up lol
then after that yanzhi kept again and we let it another goal
haha and halfway through playing with them i got blister
and subsequently it broke haha damn pain (thanks to me new shoes)

ADIDAS F10+

baskit this is the pair of shoes that broke my blister
haha but its damn good to play soccer la so no complaints lol

after that, i kept a bit for the seniors then we went dinner
baskit they all eat pasta damn rich la
we wanted to go watch movie after dinner but too few ppl
then... the most exciting part! i went home :(